From the Chocolate Sundaes Comedy Show TV Special
BILL MAHER AND THE ‘N-WORD’ – “Complaining about profane language on HBO is like complaining about hearing ‘Jesus’ on ‘The 700 Club.'”
From the Chocolate Sundaes Comedy Show TV Special
BILL MAHER AND THE ‘N-WORD’ – “Complaining about profane language on HBO is like complaining about hearing ‘Jesus’ on ‘The 700 Club.'”
Remy is out with another fun parody where he’s in prison for life. He looks back on his violent past and contemplates where it all went wrong and who’s to blame for his violent behavior. (RIGHT SCOOP h-t)
I bet officers wish all arrests were this easy! (Via LIVELEAK)
A Costco store called 911 to suspected shoplifters Wednesday, March 14 at 5:30 p.m. Loss prevention officers told police they recognized the suspects from a previous shoplifting incident. The suspects ran out the fire exit last time.
When officers arrived on scene, they noticed a black Toyota backed up to those same fire doors. An 18-year-old woman was at the wheel. They blocked the car from leaving. Police figured the shoplifters were repeating their previous theft, so they waited outside the emergency exit.
At 6:04 p.m., a 30-year-old man and a 21-year-old woman kicked the doors open. They exited the building with stolen property in their hands only to find police mere feet away.
Police booked the 18-year-old woman and the 21-year-old woman for investigation of theft. They booked the 30-year-old man for investigation of robbery. Officers found a 7-inch knife on the male suspect.
After further investigation, it was discovered that the suspects allegedly stole from another Costco earlier that same day. The stolen property is valued at $2,200.
Incredible street musician Ricky Mastantuono playing a cover of Santana’s Europa in front of the Pantheon in Rome.
Camila Cabello – Havana (Audio) ft. Young Thug
TRUMP VERSION
Hilarious! This is from THE DAILY CALLER:
Budweiser sent Modist Brewing in Minnesota what might be the coolest cease and desist letter in the history of America.
ESPN’s Darren Rovell tweeted out a video of a man dressed in medieval attire reading off a clever cease and desist letter about Modist Brewing’s new beer, which appears inspired by the famous Bud Light commercials.
“AWESOME: Minnesota craft brewer @ModistBrewing created a ‘Dilly Dilly’ beer, so Bud Light responded by sending a medieval town-crier to respond,” Rovell tweeted Sunday night.
AWESOME: Minnesota craft brewer @ModistBrewing created a “Dilly Dilly” beer, so Bud Light responded by sending a medieval town-crier to respond. pic.twitter.com/Dibtt21Mgf
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) December 4, 2017
This blew my mind. I had no idea about half the people I meet were not taught to wipe properly. I want to write a potty training book for adults. I went to Barnes and Noble and looked at every potty-training book there was there. I even bought this book, “So You Think You Can Wipe.” (Notice the cover?) Not a single book showed kids standing up wiping their ass. Thank you to the Woody Show for broaching the topic.
The Chic-Fil-A ad campaign could only last for so long before the chickens took action against the cows.
Watch as the National Hockey League transforms from six teams to 31 teams #NHL100