“Captioning” Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer

Some “captioning” via VtheK:

1. According to people who think Obama is smart and Hillary is accomplished, this is a beautiful woman.
2. That Hijab rule is looking better all the time.
3. Within two weeks of the new “Got Milk” campaign debut, Wisconsin was bankrupt and osteoporosis was a national epidemic.

Other join the fray:

  • Queequeg said… Odd, I thought it was a Pirelli calendar, not a Michelin one.
  • GregMan said… “I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of male libidos suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.”
  • Rodney Dill said… Jabba the Grut, for the new Star Wars movie.
  • Dr. Doom said… GreenPeace joined forces with PETA on its latest Save the Whales campaign… with predictable results.

And on VtheK’s Twitter I said:

  • My wife thinks I am handsome… I don’t need a photo of me naked to disprove her contention publicly! #Trainwreck

“Modern Man” Versus a “Sensible Man”

Via Breitbart:

  • NYT: When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
  • NR: False. Under no circumstances does the modern man ever attempt to buy his wife or girlfriend shoes. Ever. The modern man would be better off lighting a hundred-dollar bill on fire and stamping it to ashes in the street. Never in recorded human history has a man successfully bought his lady a pair of shoes. It’s a proven scientific fact. Give her the money and back away slowly.

Ethnic Humor: SNL/Domino (movie)/Colbert/Chappell

The Colbert Report:

An SNL Skits on Obama:

A Scene from the Movie, Domino:

The Racial Draft