“Um, Yes, 911? Some People Are Steeling my Pool Water

Q. Whats worse than being caught in a flood?
A. Being drunk and caught in a flood.

Lessons Learned

WEAK!

Skateboarder Feels Mom’s Pain

Convocation Speech 101

Wasp Beheads Bee ~ narrated by Bill and Ted

The Lady of the Lake is a Vegitarian

Some Freerunning Excellence

Beastie Librarians

Driving Test Status: FAIL!

(Rough translation to above)

Driving Instructor: “Brake, brake, brake, brake. Oh s**t.”

(Car stops, starts turning on its side.)

Woman taking driving test: “What do I do? What do I do.”

Driving Instructor: “Goddamn it! I said ‘press the brakes’. What are you doing not even knowing which pedal you are pressing? I am going to go crazy. Get out of this car.”

Jumping Brought to Another Level

“My Way” ~ by, Breaking Bad

The Royals (Music Video)

Unnecessary Censorship (Jimmy Kimmel)

Worst Taekwondo Martial Arts Demo Eva

Estupido