Some “captioning” via VtheK:

1. According to people who think Obama is smart and Hillary is accomplished, this is a beautiful woman.
2. That Hijab rule is looking better all the time.
3. Within two weeks of the new “Got Milk” campaign debut, Wisconsin was bankrupt and osteoporosis was a national epidemic.

Other join the fray:

• Queequeg said… Odd, I thought it was a Pirelli calendar, not a Michelin one.
• GregMan said… “I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of male libidos suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.”
• Rodney Dill said… Jabba the Grut, for the new Star Wars movie.
• Dr. Doom said… GreenPeace joined forces with PETA on its latest Save the Whales campaign… with predictable results.

And on VtheK’s Twitter I said:

• My wife thinks I am handsome… I don’t need a photo of me naked to disprove her contention publicly! #Trainwreck