My wife and I will be enjoying a rainy Sonoma Wine Country “trot” as well as me being a groomsman in a wedding in Healdsburg. Plus my computer has been acting up, so I am putting it in the doctors office while I am gone. The bachelor party summation is posted at the end:

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Recap:

• Being the only guy in the check-in line drinking a beer (thanks Mike)
• Asking the Korean girl in the surgeon’s mask if she was afraid of catching prosperity here in the U.S.
• Sean G in the Reaper/Pam Anderson outfit
• FLABONGO (atta boy Rory)
• Justin in the spaghetti strap shooting a machine gun. AND THE HOT BLONDE LOADING IT FOR HIM
• Melbey walking away a winner
• That bastard Limo driver, Chow, kicking us out at the Bellagio
• The ride to Treasures
• Watching 5 dudes crush 164 crab legs

And my personal fave of the weekend comes from The Steakhouse courtesy of Crown Royal and day drinking:

Waiter: What can I get you sir?
Mike: Pad See Ew
Waiter: Excuse me?
Mike: Pad See Ew!
Waiter: What is that?
Mike: Noodles and eggs.
Waiter: Can you show me that on the menu?
Mike: (opens menu and pauses) I’ll have a steak.

Go get em!